PSA.

I'm at home.
It's 458 am.
I'm not drunk enough to fall asleep.
I'm bored out of my mind.
Where are the percocets?
Text me if you find Waldo!

articles of the day.

http://www.asylum.com/2009/02/17/men-view-bikini-clad-women-as-objects-literally/
add another reason to why i'm not going to be wearing a two piece swimsuit this summer.

http://realestate.aol.com/pictures/finance/fastest-growing-states?ncid=AOLCOMMre00DYNLsec0002
i'm the only asshole who thinks population growth is cool.

http://www.asylum.com/2009/02/13/caught-in-the-headlights-guys-busted-ogling-busts/
hahah. best quote "it's like blinking."

http://www.aolhealth.com/health/winter-health/cold-never-blow-nose
"ew gross, boogers, disgusting."
NOT!
super cool, i love boogers.

http://finance.yahoo.com/tech-ticker/article/176478/%22Worst-Is-Yet-to-Come%22-Americans%27-Standard-of-Living-Permanently-Changed?tickers=WMT,WFMI,FDO,%5EGSPC,%5EDJI,RTH
i never want to get a real job or move out of my parents house. if i do, i guarantee i will be homeless in the future. this article just made me feel more strongly about that.

http://www.good.is/?p=15549&GT1=48001
what are you actually supposed to call the "person you're kind of seeing" ? i'm just as lost as they are.

http://astrocenter.astrology.msn.com/msn/DeptHoroscope.aspx?UMWhen=0&Sign=6&Af=-1000#unpers_UM_tag
horoscopes yay!



i'm bored now. going to read my favorite blog before falling asleep now... you should too!~!
http://sorry-mom.com/page/1

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to this VERY worthy cause.


i want/need this swimsuit. i'm not allowed to wear two pieces since i have a serious beer gut growing, soo i need a one piece and this is possibly the most beautiful and classiest swimsuit i've ever seen.
check it out.

http://www.neimanmarcus.com/store/catalog/prod.jhtml?itemId=prod76640046&parentId=cat9280751&masterId=cat9280747&index=10&cmCat=cat000000cat000001cat17740747cat20230754cat9280747cat9280751


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15 albums list

Think of 15 albums that had such a profound effect on you they changed your life or the way you looked at it. They sucked you in and took you over for days, weeks, months, years. These are the albums that you can use to identify time, places, people, emotions. These are the albums that no matter what they were thought of musically shaped your world. When you finish, tag 15 others, including me. Make sure you copy and paste this part so they know the drill. Get the idea now? Good. Tag, you're it!


~ = approximations

1. The Supremes; Greatest Hits. childhood.
2. Fleetwood Mac; Rumours. childhood.
3. No Doubt; Tragic Kingdom.<333>
4. when I was in 8th grade I listened to Alice in Chains, alright, get over it. next!
5. The Get Up Kids; Something to Write Home About. 9th grade.
6. my first cassette ever, Green Day; Dookie. 2nd grade, I remember my mom flipping out on my dad for letting me get it and saying that it was music that my cousin listened to. as if that should be enough of a reason.
7. Sunny Day Real Estate; Diary. 10th grade. I'd listen to this every day on my WALKMAN haha.
8. Interpol; Turn on the Bright Lights.
9. Nirvana; Nevermind. ~10. my aunt listened to them, so i listened to them. possibly the only band that I've continuously liked all these years.
10. The Go-Gos; two disc cd that I got for my 14th birthday. I wanted to BE them.
11. TLC; crazysexycool. I can't remember what age, maybe 3rd or 4th grade. Every girl I know had this cd, and loved it, and still swears by it.
12. The Arcade Fire; Funeral.

hmm..........

13. The Who; Tommy. 9th grade when I smoked lots of pot. Thank you James.
14. Broken Social Scene; You Forgot it in People. 11th grade.
15. NSync; No Strings Attached.

That took a little more brain power than I thought it would.

wa wa we wah.

MY SUPER, AMAZING, EXTRAORDINARY, 25 DOLLAR, 4 FLUID OUNCES, BRANDY NEW ANTI-FRIZZ BREAKTHROUGH TECHNOLOGY JUST CAME IN THE MAIL TODAY, it's called living proof or some shit like that.
Sadly enough, I was incredibly excited for it. Frizzy hair is the biggest pain in the ass, and now I won't have to blow dry and straighten my hair every day. I'll be saving electricity and my hair follicles at the same time! So far it's worked. Honestly, everyone that suffers from frizz should probably buy it. MIT scientists made it. True story.

I just finished watching Gran Torino and Tropic Thunder. Wow, I love Robert Downey Jr. Seriously, he is one sexy bitch. I ENVY his wife. I'm going to wear a skinsuit made out of her dead body and trick him into thinking I'm her. hahah just kidding guys! hahahah. oh man, I'm out of my mind.

As predicted, Valentine's Day was spent alone. In a way.
I worked from 1130 am to about 12am, a nice 12 hour shift and DEFINATELY did NOT make the type of money I should have. Although, everyone had big plans to go out and be loser girls without boyfriends and make out with as many strangers as we could find, no one really did anything, and I ended up going home, changing into my pajamas, and passing out immediately. I guess it wasn't that bad of a Valentine's Day, considering I didn't get a chance to think about how pathetically alone I really am.
Now, in the spirit of the miserable, soul-less, anti-idealist bitch that I am, I'm going to read some "I bang the worst dudes" and laugh at others misfortunes while secretly crying on the inside because I deserve to be on that website.

peace out. P-I-E-C-E.

today's reading.

Since aol lures me into reading the news every day, I'm going to make you people read the same articles that I am. Also, so you guys don't think I'm more crazy than I already am for knowing way too much about too many useless things.


http://news.aol.com/health/article/octuplet-mom-angelina-jolie/340980
octuplet's mom and the angelina resemblance.
creepy.

http://information.travel.aol.com/article/family-travel/_a/leaving-it-all-behind-a-life-lesson-of/20080917123909990001?ncid=AOLCOMMtravdynlprim0454
world's cutest family. dropped everything and ran off to see the world together, so cute.

http://news.aol.com/article/rodents-peanut-recall/341823
dead rodents, rodent feces, and bird feathers = the reason for the peanut butter recall

http://shopping.aol.com/valentines-day-gifts?ncid=AOLCOMMshopDYNLprim0001
what each rose color means... scandalous.

http://news.aol.com/article/boy-charged-with-killing-dad-offered/271672
nine year old kills his dad. reason #1 why you shouldn't beat your children if you "bear arms".

http://news.aol.com/article/new-york-plane-crash/342026
what's with planes crashing in the tri-state?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2233878.ece
the scariest article of today.
the 13 year old baby daddy.

http://edition.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/02/13/stimulus/index.html?iref=topnews
something probably a little more important than the other articles; house passes the stimulus bill.





happy readings!