central and remote.

central, remote, any further and i'll know.






So today I got into a pretty vicious car accident. I was on the parkway, going a steady 75 miles per hour, when a van just cut across three lanes and smashed right into me. Seemed to be almost on purpose, and the guy in the van just got out of the car all bloodied up and ran into the bushes of clifton, new jersey.
but then the most important part of the story...
the police were called and my car was folded in half along the divider and i was stuck under my steering wheel some how.. but as soon as "let's go crazy" (the prince song, you know what I'm talking about) came on my stereo, i was soon transported into an alien spacecraft. I don't know how this happened, or maybeeeee this accident was my fate which would lead me to my true calling (alien spacecraft princess)..
but anyways, now i'm up here, fifty thousand light years away, and ten galaxies to the south, and I've just become the new princess of Planet Weird.
I love it here and I'm never going back to STUPID earth.
ew losers, i hate you all.
but maybe if you're lucky enough, I can teleport you (we have these abilities on PW) over here. Just look into a mirror at midnight and say "bloody mary" three times, then you'll see my vision, and I'll decide whether or not you'll leave the dark side to come and live permanently on Planet Weird.
Please come visit! Love you all! See you in 2018.

don't think twice, its alright.

i had work today, my manager let most of us leave early cause she was worried. what a cutie pie.
my head still hurts from friday night. apparently, ashley witnessed me fall backwards + i hit my head. what fun.
i have lead poisoning. no, not really, i'm lying. on friday though, i did accidentally stab myself with a pen. now in the middle finger of my left hand is a small, black ink dot.
i really hope i don't have cla$$ tomorrow. \
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i hate blogs, i really do, i have nothing to write in them. i really don't want the world seeing what i have to say about recent events surrounding my life.
i guess i'll make this as vague as possible without people catching on to my crazy ways.

i'm tired, but its too early to go to sleep.

heart attack

anna nicole is dead!!! the world is officially ending. i've got strep throat, anna is dead, the glaciers are melting, i filled my gas tank for the first time in a year, my family is leaving in four days, carbon taxes might be the newest thing on pennsylvania avenue, aids in china is increasing, THIS IS TOO WEIRD!
something.
is.
wrong.
on a brighter note, i feel like i'm getting better. no more chills, fever, stomach pains (kinda), or headaches. my throat still hurts though. it feels like hydrochloric acid is just chillin' out in the back of my throat eating away at my glands! yummmmmy!
valentine's day is coming up.
since i am like the only hostess who is single- of course i got a phone call asking if i could work that day. but i can't cause i've got classes. i'd hate to do that anyways.
anyone that goes to houlihans for valentine's day is an idiot. if you're reading this now, don't go there.
i have to call deana tomorrow. i missed her phone call on wednesday.
i've been in complete seclusion all week. i've probably left my house about three times.
but hey! i've lost some pounds, niiice niiice.
i don't know what i'm doing tomorrow night, i just hope i feel better. i hope tonight i can go to sleep. every time i try to sleep at night it's utterly impossible. sorry, i keep complaining, but it's the only thing that's been going on in my life.
next week will be much better.

well now...

ever!!!! who's reading this? i'd like to know, but i'm not going to know. oh well!!! i want some chocolate chip cookiesiisiesiises.. COOKIES. woo hoo. please hold.