central and remote.

central, remote, any further and i'll know.






So today I got into a pretty vicious car accident. I was on the parkway, going a steady 75 miles per hour, when a van just cut across three lanes and smashed right into me. Seemed to be almost on purpose, and the guy in the van just got out of the car all bloodied up and ran into the bushes of clifton, new jersey.
but then the most important part of the story...
the police were called and my car was folded in half along the divider and i was stuck under my steering wheel some how.. but as soon as "let's go crazy" (the prince song, you know what I'm talking about) came on my stereo, i was soon transported into an alien spacecraft. I don't know how this happened, or maybeeeee this accident was my fate which would lead me to my true calling (alien spacecraft princess)..
but anyways, now i'm up here, fifty thousand light years away, and ten galaxies to the south, and I've just become the new princess of Planet Weird.
I love it here and I'm never going back to STUPID earth.
ew losers, i hate you all.
but maybe if you're lucky enough, I can teleport you (we have these abilities on PW) over here. Just look into a mirror at midnight and say "bloody mary" three times, then you'll see my vision, and I'll decide whether or not you'll leave the dark side to come and live permanently on Planet Weird.
Please come visit! Love you all! See you in 2018.